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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:36

Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How does a new KDP writer supposed to market a book?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Everyone loved it.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No way
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Loons and Moons
What problems do you face in everyday life?
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Then came..
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